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« on: October 08, 2008, 05:32:02 pm » |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7659168.stmHow weird does your death have to be in this country before the police can be arsed to investigate?
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2008, 03:34:15 pm » |
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There are lots of ideas here for planning the perfect murder. Novel. Yes, of course I mean novel.
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2008, 03:41:28 pm » |
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I'm going to spend my birthday weekend burning golfers. Well, one of my birthday weekends.
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2008, 04:07:43 pm » |
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It's nice weather for hanging people in the woods, although could be a bit muddy after all the rain. Wellies might be a good idea.
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2008, 04:14:13 pm » |
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Meh. I don't really care if the corpse gets muddy feet.
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2008, 04:21:00 pm » |
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How weird does your death have to be in this country before the police can be arsed to investigate?
Apparently you have to be a bit decomposed first. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7671788.stm |
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 04:35:41 pm » |
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You expect to find mystery meat lying about in kebab shops.
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2009, 10:06:38 am » |
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2009, 10:30:05 am » |
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He must have been dressed like a golfer.
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2009, 02:03:52 pm » |
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Was probably surrounded by kebab leftovers too.
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2010, 07:38:15 pm » |
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2010, 11:46:17 am » |
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How would crashing into a small bollard chop your head off? I wonder what had been rigged up.
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2010, 12:48:27 pm » |
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I assumed he had cut his head off first and then crashed. It must be pretty hard to keep control of a car when you've just cut your head off.
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2010, 03:15:01 pm » |
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And where was the head? I bet no one checked the ashtray.
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