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« on: October 08, 2008, 05:32:02 pm »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7659168.stm

How weird does your death have to be in this country before the police can be arsed to investigate?
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2008, 03:34:15 pm »

There are lots of ideas here for planning the perfect murder. Novel. Yes, of course I mean novel.
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2008, 03:41:28 pm »

I'm going to spend my birthday weekend burning golfers.  Well, one of my birthday weekends.
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2008, 04:07:43 pm »

It's nice weather for hanging people in the woods, although could be a bit muddy after all the rain. Wellies might be a good idea.
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2008, 04:14:13 pm »

Meh.  I don't really care if the corpse gets muddy feet.
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2008, 04:21:00 pm »

How weird does your death have to be in this country before the police can be arsed to investigate?

Apparently you have to be a bit decomposed first. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7671788.stm
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2008, 04:34:05 pm »

But corpses in restaurants don't require investigation:
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Chef_cooked_kebab_next_to_corpse&in_article_id=355937&in_page_id=34
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 04:35:41 pm »

You expect to find mystery meat lying about in kebab shops.
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2009, 10:06:38 am »

And another one.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/8325290.stm
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2009, 10:30:05 am »

He must have been dressed like a golfer.
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2009, 02:03:52 pm »

Was probably surrounded by kebab leftovers too.
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2010, 07:38:15 pm »

And another!

http://www.ellesmereportpioneer.co.uk/ellesmere-port-news/local-ellesmere-port-news/2010/01/20/headless-body-of-man-found-in-taxi-on-ellesmere-port-market-car-park-55940-25636827/
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2010, 11:46:17 am »

How would crashing into a small bollard chop your head off? I wonder what had been rigged up.
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2010, 12:48:27 pm »

I assumed he had cut his head off first and then crashed. It must be pretty hard to keep control of a car when you've just cut your head off.
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2010, 03:15:01 pm »

And where was the head?  I bet no one checked the ashtray.
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